@Jandalize: I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever.
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@SarahR_82: Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know.
@jwoodham: Don't text and drive. Just pull over until you're done using your phone. That's what I do. I've been on the side of the road since 2011.
@TheRealRHB: So when a cop asks you why you have a handcuff key on your key ring, saying it was his wife's idea will get you a free ride in his cop car
@joshgondelman: Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never.