@justaride: I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective
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@Chelsea_Elle: So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
@ilovepie84: I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because I want everyone to know how athletic I am.
@mattytalks: Funny that Lebron couldn't even finish a game due to cramps when RoboCop saved all of Detroit without even having his own legs