@SteveSuckington: I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band.
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@canadasandra: What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.
@ChipKellysBalls: Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge.
@LukeMones: Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?