@sexypitabread: I accidentally said "pastryarchy" instead of "patriarchy" and now I have a vision for a better world
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@Midgetspar: My boss was all, "Do you know why I called you to the office, " and I was like, "I dunno is there a hidden security camera in the bathroom."