@sexypitabread: I accidentally said "pastryarchy" instead of "patriarchy" and now I have a vision for a better world
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@leechee420: Shaved my legs for the 1st time in forever today. It was like taking a bulldozer to the rainforest. Birds flying out, villagers scattering.
@novicefather: You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone.