@sexypitabread: I accidentally said "pastryarchy" instead of "patriarchy" and now I have a vision for a better world
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@AlisonChrista: [to serial killer] WAIT! If you kill me, you'll never know how my erotic vampire fan fiction turns out! *killing intensifies*
@nbadag: "my god, that man is trying to snatch her purse!" i'll be RIGHT back *ducks into phone booth* *pops head out 5 mins later* is he gone yet
@PyrBliss: I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again.
@Underchilde: Don’t worry if you’re not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield.