@sexypitabread: I accidentally said "pastryarchy" instead of "patriarchy" and now I have a vision for a better world
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@jordan_stratton: Am I financially wealthy? No. But am I rich when it comes to relationships, happiness, and experiences? Still no.
@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot
@JesseFernandez: Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.