@AZHORSEMOM77: I act really tough for a person who spent $40 on cookies I dont like because a girl scout was crying
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@Papa_Mex: Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them
@Brampersandon_: [soup kitchen] *homeless man is handed a plate* What the hell is this? -Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
@vladchoc: Don't want to get political on here but there's no such thing as "endless shrimp." Heads? Tails? Those are two VISIBLE ends THAT WE KNOW OF.