@Sir_Strange: I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it.
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@Adar79Angie: When you say, "save me some nachos" and I say, "okay" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying "I'll never let go"..as she lets go.
@funnyhumour: How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house.
@pattymo: "And the guy's name was Anthony WEINER? Come on" - high school AP U.S. history student, 2046
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.