@Sir_Strange: I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it.
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@OutOnTheMoors: "Suddenly, my hair collapsed." - And I started to regret offering to edit my friend's first novel.
@Fickle_Filly: It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me.
@MakeYourBedlam: I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, "Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"