@Sir_Strange: I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it.
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@chelliet22: Winter. When trees are bare, and you can see into your neighbor's yard, and omg, that's Mrs. Hood's body he's putting into their fire pit!
@SeanINCypress: Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
@TheAlexNevil: Him: What's that, Girl? Timmy fell down the well? Lassie (sigh): Let's go over it again: 1 bark means I'm hungry; 2 means let me outside; 3
@krisv_723: *Sees a bum eating out of the trash* That’s so disgusting. I don’t know how they do that. *pulls turkey leg out of my hair & takes a bite*