@TheRolo: I almost got ran over by joggers. I saved myself by pretending to be a stop light. I got away while they jogged in place.
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@ericsshadow: [emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox
@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.
@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats