@FannyB1tch: I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
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@doktorj: As an only child with a pet cat that bullied me, the pool cleaning robot was my closest friend.
@AnkCoupleTO: Joining Twitter instead of the circus was a pretty good move considering I'm a freak but not that talented
@OnlyFastEddie: The closest I've ever come to winning anything was that time I got picked from a lineup at the station.