@genehunter1: I always blurt out, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND" in my best Al Pacino Scarface accent when I stand next to a stranger at a urinal.
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@Darlainky: Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, "That completes my order" before they ask.
@hiitsmolly: "I could probz bench press, like, five of you"-me talking to a cool squirrel I just met
@BonaFideIntent: ....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass.
@daemonic3: Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans