@liv_thatsme: I always bring 2 pop tarts to work, so I can eat one now and the other one also now.
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@aligarchy: SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: would you like your receipt? ME: no thank you i don't want any proof that i've eaten here
@slimmy_shady: Honest ads - 'Hot singles in your area want to be just friends'. 'Hot singles in your area think of you more like a brother'.
@daddyville: Wife still out of town. I'm afraid if I order Dominos again they will call child services.