@TheMichaelRock: I always bring in a dozen donuts to work the first day after the New Year, just for my coworkers on a diet.
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@texasstalkermom: I only have Facebook to keep track of where everyone I know is going to be, so I don't show up there.
@PeachCoffin: My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again
@HabeasDorkis: I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all "um, no."
@sammyrhodes: I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children.