@TommyKarate: I always buy a Get Well Soon card for the couple who invites me to their wedding.
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@lovexios: I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up.
@SaddleLawman: Blood's thicker than water, so remember to pull back on the flour a bit when you substitute it into your baking.
@SooInnocentDad: Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!