@5hael: I always carry a jellyfish in case I need to pee on someone.
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@samfromks: Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell ménage à trois she's gonna want to know why.
@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden
@calluptome: Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either.