@joeljeffrey: I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock.
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@AmberTozer: Wish I had a neck like an owl so when a guy is spooning me right after sex I could turn my head all the way around and say that was awful
@Book_Krazy: Son: I have to bring a giraffe to school tomorrow Hub: *types in zoo coordinates & grabs keys* Me: He means a graph Hub: I GOT THIS HONEY
@DanLaMorte: I look at beautiful girls the same way I look at traffic. Meaning that I'm stuck and going nowhere with them