@joeljeffrey: I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock.
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@robdelaney: Woman at drive-thru just called me "honey." Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike.
@GrowlyGrego: A new hipster coffee shop in my hood doesn't have wifi b/c it wants to encourage talking...presumably about the failure of this coffee shop.