@Bmittone: I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies.
@IntoxicaTweeted: Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid.
@DaddyJew: *reaches for the stars*
Stars: I have a boyfriend
@MensPictures: School be like
@WheelTod: I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo.
@VodkaShorebird: I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!