@Bmittone: I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies.
@NicestHippo: *points to refrigerator*
That makes things cold
*points to stove*
That makes things hot
*points to self*
That makes things awkward
@shadonium: Twitter should have " Throwing tomato" button.
@jake_lach: If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?
@JessObsess: If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed.
@theshantilly: Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!!