@Bmittone: I always feel bad for seedless watermelon because what if they wanted to have babies.
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@OldFolkProblms: My favorite thing to do when my grandkids visit is to bake a big batch of fresh cookies. Then I eat them all by myself. Screw those kids.
@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is
@Rockenden: To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner.
@wickedsuga: I won't block you, but I will put a curse on you that you'll never be able to finish a sneeze ever again for the rest of your life.