@rad_milk: i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead
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@GayDeceiver: Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up.
@Adam14: I still use the word "dude". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it.
@MeganGetsMoney: Logged out of Twitter for a few hours... Finally graduated college, lost some weight, showered, read 17 books, and started a family.
@amydillon: When you have kids, "sleeping in" is just lying in bed trying to figure out what that crash was.