@Thedudish: I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them.
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@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sing, i open up my room windows so the neighbors don't think I'm beating her.
@MomOfTeen: That was THE best 10 hours of sleep I've ever had. Thanks for asking me to sleep with you! Huh. You look upset.
@IamEnidColeslaw: There is a dude in a fedora sitting next to you on the bus. Is he: A. a ghost hunter B. a virgin C. a sword collector D. all of the above