@Thedudish: I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them.
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@MrDelFreaky: Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin.
@_oculusmundi: My moods don't just swing - they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette.
@jakob_huber: The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal.