@Home_Halfway: I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there.
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@novicefather: I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight.
@WheelTod: My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax.
@LinajkReturns: Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?
@DumbConfessions: Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night.