@Home_Halfway: I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there.
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@ArfMeasures: ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships
@LADaddy: The kids wanted the Zero Gravity Laser Racer, a toy car that follows a laser. I handed them a flashlight and pointed at the cat.
@simoncholland: Me: *buying a pair of socks and a pack of gum* Kohl's cashier: You saved $439 today.
@YoungNobler: Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate