@iGreenMonk: I always put a crouton on my ice cream sundaes instead of a cherry. That way, it counts as a salad!
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@seanyeatts: Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is "Squirty"
@KalvinMacleod: Wile E Coyote: I can't get rid of this headache *TNT explodes* *anvil drops on his head* *bus flattens him* Dr: it's probably stress-related
@LackOfShame: I'm uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. Guys.