@michaelianblack: I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated
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@JohnHilsen: Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a "corn maze" and not a "maize maze."
@GrowlyGrego: [First date] DATE: Tell me something unique about yourself. ME: Well, I always sleep with one arm under my pillow. DATE: Lots of people do that. Anything more interesting? ME: It’s not my arm.
@moneybreton: Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken