@Sean_Burgundy_: I always try to hold in my sneezes so I don't give someone a reason to talk to me
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@RadOrDie: I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she's still not talking to me.
@KeetPotato: [interrupts gf talking about her dream wedding] lol a horse drawn carriage? "what's funny about that?" a horse can't hold a pencil karen
@BadJordon: Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become.