@OFalafel: I always watch Goldeneye before cooking a microwave meal...
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@trevso_electric: Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you.
@LittleMissZesty: So when a cat pounces on a stranger's lap and demands tickles it's "cute" but when I do it I'm "causing trouble in Starbucks" again. Jeez!
@Jake_Vig: HER: We need to talk. ME: No one actually NEEDS to talk. HER: … ME: I assume we need to talk longer now.