@OFalafel: I always watch Goldeneye before cooking a microwave meal...
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@BuckyIsotope: [on game show] Choose a door for a goat or a new car "I'll take door #2" You've won the car! *sees it's a Kia* "Can I have the goat instead"
@WhatevaConc: When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.
@dlockw21: *Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is.