@KPsych29: I always wear black. That way I'm ready, at any given moment, for an impromptu night out or your funeral, whatever.
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@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
@T_Bonezzz: Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape
@Discourt: Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch.
@BruceForce: Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human