@aaronnemo: I am a kid at heart and a 52 year old coal miner at liver.
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@DadUnderFire: I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach.
@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
@StephenKing: Breaking News: Reliable sources reveal that Donald Trump is actually Cthulu. The absurd hairdo isn't absurd at all. It hides the tentacles.
@HowToBeADad: Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.