@Dawn_M_: I am a woman, hear my eyes roll.
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@Ideal_Victoria: Don't just lay there... Move! Bounce! Do something!! ~ me, pleading with my hair
@crylenol: Commercial for Twitter dot com: *man yells nonsense out his window* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way?
@SteveKoehler22: ( spelling bee ) Your word is "passive-aggressive" "Can you use it in a sentence?" Sure, kid. I'll hold up the contest just for you.
@brichie13: "You think only God can judge you?" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* "Well THINK AGAIN!" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*