@TheMichaelRock: I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever
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@JimmerThatisAll: People who say "in and of itself" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world.
@GreenishDuck: Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.
@Book_Krazy: Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward