@TheMichaelRock: I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever
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@_davidlucas_: If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve.
@CelebrityGaucho: [Spelling bee, to clench victory] "O,P... (hesitates) A,W,E,S,O,M,E." Judges? (Opossum judges whispering for a bit) Correct.
@TEXASVETERAN: I got out of bed this morning and decided it was time to turn it around. So, I did a 180 and went back to bed.