@Petote: I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
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@TheCatWhisprer: *wife grabs my wrist as I go overboard* Her: You're... slipping... Me: Pretend I'm the covers. *she easily pulls me to safety with one arm*
@lilgapeach32: Stop, collaborate and listen. Manda's back with news from the kitchen. Calories grab a hold of me tightly I want nachos daily and nightly...
@goodtimenoel: You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off.