@batkaren: I am definitely too firmly grounded in the space-time continuum to park here
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@Twits_Giggles: It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons.
@ClichedOut: They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang.
@sickipediabot: "70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.