@Home_Halfway: "I am doing well." - Russian man having sex with a well
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@ilikeyouguys: You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check
@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes when I'm sitting in a swivel chair, I'll turn around quickly and smile and pretend I'm in the opening credits of a sitcom.
@protolalia: Me: You're kidnapping me? Where're we going? Can we feed my cats first? Is there a ransom? Cool van. My name- Him: Changed my mind. Get out.