@Not_From_Troy: I am having an out of money experience.
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@iwearaonesie: wife: Why was that guy yelling at you? [flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign] me [with a mouthful of cheese samples] No idea
@SteveKoehler22: Be carefully which minty aromatic plants you accidentally step on. Thyme wounds all heels.
@SteveKoehler22: A young musician left his priceless Stradivarius violin on a train in Germany. But it was returned... no strings attached. Wait...what ?