@deardilettante: I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.
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@meganamram: I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me
@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven
@heymonroe: 14 year old me would be shocked to learn that knowing every word to Billy Joel's 'We didn't start the fire' has done nothing for our career.