@deardilettante: I am literally the only one at this baby shower who turned up with champagne & a coat hanger.
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@schumoo: My plans for world domination will have to be put on hold while I try to open this package of batteries.
@wolfmannjr: Parents yelling "I'm not going to ask you again" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again
@BriarSlyMadness: *climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* "When did they put a Starbucks up here?"