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@Pirate_nurse: I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added

"Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer"

In my prayers

I am meeting my twitter crush in a few days and I have officially added

“Please let me wind up in a trunk and not a freezer”

In my prayers

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