@MyTweetLilLife: I am much less afraid of jail when I'm drunk.
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@primawesome: Oatmeal shouldn't get to have the word "meal" in it. How about oatsnack? Or oatbullshit?
@sammyrhodes: Here’s the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have.
@SexytotheNorth: *Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.