@MyTweetLilLife: I am much less afraid of jail when I'm drunk.
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@OtherDanOBrien: [Testing Cat-Human Translator] Scientist: Cat, what is your name? Cat: I AM KANG THE DESTROYER Owner: It's not working. His name is Socks.
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@iAmDelFreaky: If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. "Sorry sir, we are closed." FIRE! "Good morning." FIRE!
@tiffpats4eva: Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat.