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@bombsydoll: "I am not a human garbage disposal"

*eats leftover mac n cheese anyway*

*makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork*

“I am not a human garbage disposal”

*eats leftover mac n cheese anyway*

*makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork*

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