@TheTweetOfGod: I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken.
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@TheFearBoners: 8 year old at the park said I threw like a girl. He found out I kick in the nuts like a girl too.
@jsteele3966: *knocks on woman's washroom* Hello anyone in here? *no one answers* *runs in & lifts up every toilet seat* HAHAHA *runs away giggling*
@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.