@TheVulgarVag: i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions
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@causticbob: My wife and I have agreed on a trial separation. The kids aren't to keen, but my wife and I just don't want them anymore.
@Storminika: A kid next to me at Starbucks says I smell like his dad. I'm like 'Well, your Dad's an alcoholic. Scram!'
@qwertying: Husband: Why are there broken condoms on our couch? Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names.