@TheVulgarVag: i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions
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@GuyThe_Guy: I'm starting to think the guy that gave me directions to the train station was just talking to someone on his Bluetooth.
@tigersgoroooar: Yesterday CNN reported that "sitting will kill you, even if you exercise" and I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but living will kill you.
@simoncholland: If you leave me a voice mail that asks me to call you back at my convenience you have no one to blame but yourself.
@Yankeegiant72: The bad news: I shaved off my beard. The good news: none of my co-workers recognize me and have stopped talking to me.