@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
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@notalogin: Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all.
@PrettyInCamo11: The officer said, "you drinking?" I said, "you buying?" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.
@SnizzleFrizzle: Dude on tv just said, "Where there's fat, there's flavor." He was talking about food, but I took it as a compliment.
@Parentpains: If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.