@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@TheToddWilliams: Young MacDonald had a farm, Heavy GMO. The corn's pest-free but side effects, Are more or less unknown.
@PyrBliss: McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead.
@KeithAshers: Sending everyone soggy empty boxes this year with a note - Hope you enjoy this expensive ice sculpture made in your honor. #CheapChristmas
@WheelTod: A great summer prank is to park your car just outside the mall with a fully cooked ham in baby clothes strapped into a child seat.