@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
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@defdanielle: there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting
@novicefather: I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen.
@Snarfernini: If you ever say 'I seen' in a sentence. I will never sleep with you. Under any circumstances. Ever.* *including zombie apocalypse
@Bizarro_Mark: Grocery store just charged me $0.10 to offset the environmental impact of my bag and then gave me a paper receipt 3 feet long.