@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
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@david8hughes: Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it
@OldUncleDaveO: I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson.
@summerofbenny: Did a little math tonight. Need to do 3,527 hours of cardio to get down to my ideal weight by summer, and not consume any calories.