@oria2326: I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy
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@JBusch260: "She loves me not..." : Picks last petal : "She LOVES ME!" Flower: "...NOT! LOL nerd" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :