@ninjadinosaur1: 'I am your God, and now it is night!' I say as I turn the fish tank light off.
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@TheAlexP: [Riding carousel] Her: um, we should move on Me: *drunkenly trying to feed horse sugar packets* hold on, he just needs to get used to me.
@brynnester: My wife likes to make love with Barry Manilow in the background. It's as awkward for him as it is for me
@PaperWash: Remember kids, those light up sneakers won't seem so cool when wolves are chasing you through the woods at night.