@TravZA: I answer private number calls with: "Rent a Gent hello"
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@shwebby3: Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard
@primawesome: Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words.
@RandomAntics: He who fights with lobsters must take care not to become a lobster. For when you gaze long into the bisque, the bisque also gazes into you.