@TravZA: I answer private number calls with: "Rent a Gent hello"
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@BradNewsBears: Cashier: Hello Me: Is it me your looking for... I can see it in your eyes.. Cashier:... Me: Sorry, this is my first rap battle.
@ObscureGent: The most unbelievable thing about Die Hard is that the office Christmas Party is happening on Christmas Eve.
@KarenKilgariff: My sister teaches 1st grade. A boy in her class had a tantrum and screamed "I hate you!" and she gently replied "I know. It doesn't matter."
@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*