@LilyRoseLynn: I asked my boyfriend "How pretty am I on a scale from 9.5-10?"
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@Phook75: Forgot to buy a gift for a friends Wedding. Luckily someone died at an intersection nearby so I scored a cool wooden cross and a teddy bear
@ch000ch: me: (reaches for the bill) no no, i got it my date, grabbing her stuff to leave my apartment: thank u for paying your own electric bill