@LilyRoseLynn: I asked my boyfriend "How pretty am I on a scale from 9.5-10?"
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@PaulyPeligroso: A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird.
@Crunk_Jews: [first date] Her: I like a guy who gets a little nasty Me: [puts hand sanitizer away] I used a gas station bathroom once
@markleggett: Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He'd be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you'll have the element of surprise.
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