@ItsAndyRyan: I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes.
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@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards
@whatmaddness: If you want your friends to stop asking you to work out with them, go once. Show up in leather. Bring your workout cake.
@jakob_huber: It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors.