@ManvAlcohol: I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible's first recorded STD.
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@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
@jergarl: [At urinal maker store] Urinal maker: Let's make some of them curved so the pee splashes on their legs LOL. Other urinal maker: K. LOL
@TheDairylandDon: Once you understand they're unwilling time travelers dropped here moments earlier, the confused actions of squirrels suddenly make sense.