@ManvAlcohol: I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible's first recorded STD.
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@KaysNH: If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, "Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"
@Tharin_P: The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me. *faints*