@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.
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@TheAlexP: [at bank] Samuel L Jackson turning in swear jar: I need a bank check to buy Rhode Island
@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
@DanMentos: "How can I help you? Hi I'd like a root canal "Are you a patient here?" No "Who referred you to us?" No one "Ok then why-" I have a Groupon