@GensPlace: I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery...
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@Vodkantots: My tampon just leaked during my bath and now it looks like I made a tub full of passion fruit tea.
@WheelTod: Anytime I go to the doctors I feel so ripped off. Whatever my complaint is, it's always the same damn advice: "Lay off the methamphetamine."
@JamColley: two year old comes up to me asking if I've seen a dummy, unaware that she's just set herself up for the most brutal slam of her little life.