@GensPlace: I began writing full time 20 years ago. I've sold lots - my tv, my car, my jewellery...
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@Ndeshi_M: Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That’s weird I swear that I didn’t hear her broomstick!
@KentWGraham: Guy science: The proper amount of time for a pan to soak before cleaning it is until you need to use it again.
@SocialustGal13: I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick.