@TheTweetOfGod: I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer.
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@krisv_723: The only thing between me & a killing spree is the fact that I'd have to poop in front of people in prison.
@daemonic3: [working in garage] "Hand me a screwdriver, son" A flat one? "No" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go
@thesulk: Pizza Hut ad: "Do you want the same old same old, or do you want the original?" Think about these words.