@PeteBlackburn: I bet Abraham Lincoln would rather go watch another play than watch this debate.
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@primawesome: *Superman saves the city by throwing a nuke into the ocean* Crowd: Yay!!! Aquman: Dude...
@TribalSpaceCat: Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show
@TheDairylandDon: Alarm system? Yeah right. I'll defend my home the way my ancestors would have. A series of large painted portraits with peepholes for eyes.