@peteholmes: i bet all the girls say "i bet you say that to all the girls" to all the guys.
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@NotOnTheMoors: There's a section of my fridge/freezer devoted to ageing things I bought because the free sample in the supermarket was quite tasty.
@Real_Dick_Head: *gets first nose bleed since childhood* Apparently our periods have synced, can I have some Midol and a tampon?
@thefurlinator: will somebody tell my friend its spelled "gif" not "gf" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer
@FinnMcIver: I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts.