@peteholmes: i bet all the girls say "i bet you say that to all the girls" to all the guys.
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@Rschooley: Mark Zuckerberg has the right to your firstborn male child. You agreed to this when you played FarmVille in 2009.
@CherBear162: Well Officer..we didn't have a bottle so that dead guy over there.. "Him?" No the other dead guy..suggested "Spin The .44"..And I WON!
@Tmoney68: If really good-looking people are "eye candy" I guess that puts me somewhere around the "eye broccoli" category.
@Dutch_50: Pretty certain the day I die my body will be found tangled in Saran Wrap with an untouched sandwich on the counter.