@donni: I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas.
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@envydatropic: I print everything at work because I'm not a multimillionaire who has a printer with ink at home
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: (Rushes to hospital) Dr: Your mother is extremely critical. Me: Don't overreact doctor, she's like that with everyone.
@AmishPornStar1: I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan never knew what an incredible legacy he would leave.