@donni: I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas.
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@J0hnnyBlaze: How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now
@KeetPotato: [inventing humans] god: "they should have complete control of their tongue" angel: "um ok" god: "let me finish.. except when using scissors"
@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.