@JordanPeele: I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.
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@DaddyJew: I put the D in donut. And I do it quickly before any of my coworkers return to the break room *giggles*
@upsheezy: "Walk it off" does not apply to everything. Stupidity, for example. You're not walking that shit off unless it's in to oncoming traffic
@man_spach: It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry.