@JordanPeele: I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.
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@farleftcoast: I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.
@Burger_Time_: Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere.
@DelilahSmashbox: I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping.