@ilovepie84: I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms.
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@Kyle_Lippert: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 1) Put a saddle on it 2) Get on 3) Oh god it's destroying the village with fire 4) WHY DIDN'T I GET A CAT INSTEAD?!
@Marcmywords2: It wouldn't kill this religion to throw a virgin in a volcano every now & then. Anyway, thats why they removed the suggestion box from Mass
@sliver_of: Imagine how much fatter we’d all be if they made snack bags less noisy so we could finally snack in peace
@bakedbrotatoes: -You talkin to my girl? *pops knuckles* -What if I am? *cracks neck* *dislocates shoulder* *breaks collarbone* *fractures skull*